Till the fish learn to fly through a giant meatpie.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Todae..

me went out to shop!!!!!

hee...

i shop

ALOT these daes...serious.

muahahaha....

bt tis time is wif xiu lar...

i bought f*******....s***** m*****....t***** p****...

hee....

bt...

din reali found alot of tings tt i wanna buy...

so....

is my dae wasted nt...u decide..

we went orchard onli...

then lata we went to amk to makan...

coz xiu's mum wanted her hme by 9...

awwww....

yea!!!

i ate strawberry beancurd....n a cheese pancake....

tt 2 constitutes my whole dinner...

I WISH.

coz lata when i gt hme...

i ate mee fen...coz no one @ hme to eat my mum's cooking...

sad...

so....

it din help any in e end.

haiz...

bt hor...

todae...

i found out tt a...well...fren of mine...

had a terrible secret.

haiz...

she remind me so much of myself.

of e past, i mean.

(***BT! i muz specify...in sum waes onli!!!!)

haiz...

in tis...

i guess she has to figure e wae out herself...

lyd i did.

no one can help her in tis....

she has to learn how to get over tings...

learn tt fate deal e cards catered to each n everyone of us..

whichever wae suits us best...

wadeva lessons we nid to learn in tis life..

n learn e first one well...coz u ll nid it for e 2nd..

no wonder they sae life's a journey.

i tink we r here to learn..

n one lesson ll follow e other..

til we get old n wrinkled n wise.

even then...we ll stil b having lessons on life.

Okkaaaayyyy...

digressing here abit huh...

anw...

my pt is...

tis fren of mine...

has her lesson to learn.

n tis lesson...

she muz realize n learn it herself.

no one can help her in tis.

we can juz guide her to see tt she has a lesson to learn..

bt we cannt tel her e lesson.

or she ll nvr admit she has tis lesson.

haiz....

OOKKKKAAAAYYYYY.

i getting a headache frm all tis philosophy oso...

hahaha...

lets hope for her sake...

she ll learn.=

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Lazy to blog.

WAD?!
din read e title ar???
haiz!!!
wad more u expect huh??!!!!
=P

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

New Urban Male.. SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZLING.. PPPPPPIIIIIIIPPPPING HOT......

hot dogs????

no wae man...

Am toking abt hotter stuff than that.

Yea.

Hotter and COOLER than tt.

todae..

i went shopping @ Marina Sq wif val n ah khar!!!

Poor ah khar...i muz sae b4 i cont...

we PERSUADED her to go shopping...

by snatching her bag!!!!

hee...

poor thing...so reluctant to go shopping...

bt no match against the 2 bulls who snatched her bag n refused to let go!!!

hee...thx ah khar... i appreciate u gg wif us...

anw u gt tt bracelet to compensate mah!!! =>

we had a gd time shopping!!!!

we scoured numerous shops

b4 we finally went back to the first shop to get..u noe wad...

*u dun??nvm.hee!!!*

bt overall i had a gd time n bought quite alot of things lae...

QUITE LA..

*sniff!!!nth was for me!!!! ;(

anw...

it was e time tt we spent tt made me..n us...hapi la...

we gt to buy things...

chat wif hot guys!!!

***dun let him see this...pray for me.=P

***anw they r nt tt hot la...haha...

Val la...

keep teasing tt poor dragonboater!!!

wad small eyes big-sized???

wah lau eh?!!!!

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!

hmm...hope we can hav more of these outings...

dun wori ah khar...

haha...

we wun make u pon chinese again!!!

we promise!!!!

anw...juz a note:

i strikeout the prev blog le...

in order to save his face abit...

bt tt doesnt mean i am forgetting man..

*shrug >>>>wadeva man.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

ARGH!!!!

~~Damn Johnathan. Damn him. Damn him from earth to hell and all e wae back.~~
On the other hand, dun cum back! Let me see you i damn u myself. I swear man.
Haiz.
Wad a loser.
Pro sia.
Can manage to make the whole group mad lyd hell.
Figuratively 'literally'...we becam hell.
*But pls DUN damn him to us.PLS!WITH SUGAR ON TOP!!!!!
Bt thanks to him....we had fun 2dae while doin project.
first, we din argue and cooperated happily instead!!!!Congrats to us!!!lousy guy...muz b his fault we so quarrelsome...hmm.....dun to his presence sia!
second,our dae was productive!!!! we did quite alot la...we filed in our 200 surveys...and the file was bursting!!!YEAH!!!cheers!!!bt no thanks to J.
act gt la....his absence helps us a ton.REALI.
well...his name is nt gg down on e credits, thats for sure.
in fact, we were thinking abt allocating him a divider, to show how much work he'd done thruout...then we decided against it...coz we ll b wasting one divider.NO...cannt...
ARGH!!!!
DAMN HIM.
spoil my dae!
esp. when i had decided to be mean to him b4 i set off from hme.
made up my mind to explode @ him for everyting...HUMPH!!!!
haiz.
spoil my chance!!!
nvm.
stil gt mondae.
JOHNATHAN!!!
U WATCH OUT U MOTHER F***ER!!!!
DAMN U TO HELL.
ONCE AGAIN.
ANOTHER TIME.
N ANOTHER TIME.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Lesson of the day {read til u get o the bottom.Its there.}

I quite sian now lae...

dun feel lyd blogging to record my past few daes...

nth much happened anw..

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xiu reminded me!!!!!

i gt blog to blog my losing of calories!!!!

Muahahahahahahaha!!!!

i proud of myself lae!!!

*peace sign

*and big smile

heeee...

reali lar...

have been inactive since NAPFA was over..

n xiu noticed i growing fatter..

sad...

so she pestered and hounded me...

day after day...

break after break...

meeting after meeting...

lesson after lesson...

well...u get e general idea...

sth lyd a debtor and a loan shark lar...

hee...lata she sees this...

pls sumone pray for me...

i may not live to see the sun rise e nxt dae...

well...mayb i wuld get lucky

n see the moon come up..

bt well...

e thing is...

i haven saw

'saw' as in 'saw wif that tool u hold in hand

or put in e storeroom'???

my butt off e ground for so many mths...

now suddenly...

after a heavy meal of curry chicken set

and a bowl of cold tau huay...

i had to go gym wif xiu..

in order not to suffer alone...

my prey..

hu hopped into my trap so COINCIDENTALLY...

heeee....

i dragged Joanne wif moi!!!!

she msged me de lor..

then i realise.

HEY....

WAIT A MINUTE.

my savior is here!!!

In the end...

it ended up tt xiu dragged me..

n i had an underlink aka Joanne..

happily, we made our wae to HG gym.

thankfully,there werent many ppl there...

since it was a working dae and was in e afternoon...

pretty weird time huh...

so i can take comfort in the fact tt

nt many ppl will witness if i did anitink wrong

n embarrass myself.

but lets focus on my achievement lar.

i din do anitink to embarass myself...

i ran 3+km for e first round

after relaxing a while...i ran another

3+ km for e second round!!

yeah!!!

admittedly..

i din take into a/c the timing..

however...

since my aim was to burn calories...

it was juz as well i run for a longer time since i can reach the

fat burning stage and continue..

WOW...i reali perspire lyd anitink sia..

xiu n joanne was shocked.

reali.

if u had seen me...

u wuld have tot i had bath after i workout...

until u came near enuf to smell my stench.

ha.

that dae..

i went hme to sleep for 3+ hrs

til 9+ lydat..

4 new msges was waiting for me...

AND NONE FROM U MR!!HUMPH!!!!!

bt we shan go into dat...

i cant rmb ani msg anw...

then....here it comes.

i had dinner...

simple fare it may b...

yet...

it shld b enuf to undo e hard work i had done

*done or run?

Hence...

tis a msg gg out to u guys:

{the lesson of the dae}

sleep n dun wake up til e nxt morn

after u exercise.

Did i sae i had nth to blog abt

when i started bloggin????

I stand corrected.

Pls erase that.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Not a veri nice piece todae...=P

When am I gg drag my butt to rivervale mall n go fotocopy those surveys of mine????

Alamak....i have been slacking the whole afternoon liao lae!!!!

hahaha....

shit man...

k...

later @ 7 plus will go down...

MUZ go...

hee...

(Be a darlin' and

pass me that saw u see behind ya, wil' ya?

Gotta saw my ass off my seat, now.)

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Motto of todae:SLACK IN PEACE

I am so proud of myself...

besides doin math tutorials, gp paraphrasing,

finishing my lib books n cooking mee for lunch...

I DID NTH ELSE BT

SLACK ALL DAE!!!!

finally a dae...

where i can

SLACK IN PEACE

congrats.

Friday, July 14, 2006

FYI

i changed blogskin coz gt sth wrong wif my old blogskin..

I am not beautiful...

sad...

dun 4get it k?

hee!!!

"HAR?!"

-word of the dae.

That..

was ah khar first reaction

when val arrived in e canteen wif the sunflower

and stating that the flower was for her.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I guess we were successful in tricking her

into thinking tt e flower we were gg to buy was for XX.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

it was so much fun!!

we lata reminicise...

*i tink spell wrongly bt nvm...

sharma cant spell either..

ALL HER FAULT!=P

...abt the way we went to J8

then how OBASANG NO.1

had to bring back e flower,

much to her dismay and embarrassment..

hahahaha....

ALSO!!

she held e flower

lyd veri sak ki lydat..

then when i warned her,

she held it vertical again and

E WATER SPILL OUT!!!!

hahaha!!!!

poor flower!

had nth to drink under the TORTUROUS CARE of

OBASANG NO.1

hee!!!

then we had a gd laugh again in e canteen

when we realsie tt e water lvl was low again.

so..

we went to the sink to refil.

UNFORTUNATELY

i was the one holdin gth e flower..

n we had to pass by several ppl in e canteen.

to save my face..

i shouted to the rest tt it was VAL's!!!

haha

ah khar shld thank me now.

heee..

ooh...

it was hard work trying to feed e sunflower.

we held it under e running tap,

and wasted a bloody amt of water until e lvl ws decent.

whew..

nvm.NYJC is rich.Quek said it himself during the first 3 mths.

haha..

On the way to lib and classrm for ah khar n val..

we bypass a no of ppl again

val said in a small voice:

wah...lata ppl think KL so romantic.

i decided it was too soft for them to hear

i amplified her words.

WAH...KL SO ROMANTIC AR??!

hee...

bt seriously..

i tink @ e end of the dae...

ah khar was..

..IS

touched by the gesture

haha..

i hope that after this...

she wun be sad animore...

instead...

look towards e future..

n GOAL!!!

i mean..score//

for promos.

okkkkaaaaayyyyy.

getting too mushy liao

stop here

Now @ hme le lor...

juz now save e entry as draft

deciding to work on it when i get hme again..

i now chatting wif joanne

she sae she miss watching movie..

then all of a sudden

i knew wad i miss

MEE SUA

there...it cant get ani clearer

than black on a white background

haha

guess i reali miss it.

*swoons and faints

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I am so excited!

finally...after such a long while..

my og maybe meeting up again...

of coz...

stil mayb...

coz if i noe my og..

we r a bunch of backer-outs.

haha

i wun try finding tt word in e dic.

og 1 was so close..then drifted apart...haiz..

haha....

i hope tis trip wuld b successful...

oh yeah....

TML>>

FRI<<<

14/7/06>>>>

sumone wil get a surprise!!!

hahahaha...

i nt tellin anitink!

haha...

bt me n ***have been bz...=>

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

There´s a place in your heart

And I know that it is love

And this place could

Be much brighter than tomorrow

And if you really try

You´ll find there´s no need to cry

In this place you´ll feel

There´s no hurt or sorrow

There are ways

To get there

If you care enough

For the living

Make a little space

Make a better place

Heal the world

Make it a better place

For you and for me

And the entire human race

There are people dying

If you care enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

If you want to know why

There´s a love that

Cannot lie

Love is strong

It only cares of

Joyful giving

If we try

We shall see

In this bliss

We cannot feel

Fear or dead

We stop existing and

Start living

Then it feels that always

Love´s enough for

Us growing

So make a better world

Make a better world

Heal the world

Make it a better place

For you and for me

And the entire human race

There are people dying

If you care enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

And the dream we were

Conceived in

Will reveal a joyful face

And the world we

Once believed in

Will shine again in grace

Then why do we keep

Strangling life

Wound this earth

Crucify its soul

Though it´s plain to see

This world´s is heavenly

Be god´s glow

We could fly so high

Let our spirits never die

In my heartI feel you are all

My brothers

Create a world with

No fear

Together we cry

Happy tears

See the nations turn

Their swords

Into plowshares

We could really get there

If you cared enough

For the living

Make a little space

To make a better place….

Heal the world

Make it a better place

For you and for me

And the entire human race

There are people dying

If you care enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

Heal the world

Make it a better place

For you and for me

And the entire human race

There are people dying

If you care enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

Heal the world

Make it a better place

For you and for me

And the entire human race

There are people dying

If you cared enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

There are people dying

If you care enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

There are people dying

If you care enough

For the living

Make a better place

For you and for me

You and for me

wads up wif the 'you and for meeeeeeeee'??!!!

haha...bt e song is nice...oldies it may be...

N PW SUX.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Todae..................................is the big dae....
Todae..................................is special enuf for me to devote an entire blog to this event....
Todae..................................records another milestone in history....
Todae..................................represents the beautiful end n e begining of a long wait....
Todae..................................will determine the happiness of TWO countries....
Todae..................................affects many fans from all over the world....
Todae..................................sees the CUP in its new home....
Todae..................................will be the first time i actually wait up til 2 am to watch the finals....

Meaningful is todae huh?

Enjoy the CUP, guys and gals...

e nxt is 4years later...

treasure the finals...

Watch World Cup Finals

tonite @ 2 A.M.

HEEE!!!!!! =P

Saturday, July 08, 2006

WOW WOW WOW...
sure gt lotsa tings to blog lae!

haha...

urm...

first...

starting from sports dae..

which is lyd...ytd liao...

i met an old fren of mine...

hm...

i keep running into her these daes...

coz we share e same bustop mah...

haiz...

we used to be such good fren...

best fren..

worst enemies...

coz we were so competitive...

bt we reflect each other in many, many ways...

in the end...

we drifted away..

even though we remained in e same class after sec 2 streaming...

i guess..

2 headstrong characters cannt remain too gd fren..

coz e fireworks too explosive...

bt as i tok to her...

over much time...

usually in e form of bus trips...

i realise...

this wae...

we wun fight...

n can even chat as gd fren...

haiz...

self professed philosophy of the dae...

nvr see the rainbow too upclose...

or u risk seeing the ugliness..

haiz...

bt i havta sae...

its much better tis wae...

as we dun fight animore...

we r able to tok n even trade a few ..small secrets...

we hav both changed..

which i doubt will happen if we remain close fren...

well...i guess..u cant have yr cake n eat it..

then onto 2dae!!!

me n him went out lol...

we plan to watch movie de...

then nth gd...

so i din wan to watch...

instead we went to walk n eat lol...

went swensen...

i had chicken baked rice...

he had some kind of sirloin steak?

then e waitress sak him sth...

which we both dun understand...

the e waitress translated it:

how wuld u lyd to hav it done?

i muz sae..

e waitress said it wif a touch of impatience...

lyd he's stupid or sth..

HELLO MISS?!

u mumbled sth in GREEK n expect everyone to understand u???

wad a loser...yuk.

nvm...

we had a pleasant meal...
then decided to walk out to the river there lol...
coz e wind quite nice...
n i wanna read my new romance!

hee...

then ytd plan wif val tt we'll go meet each other...

n pretend its a coincidence we met each other...

unfortunately...

i msg val too much n him begun to get suspicious...

then demanded i giv him my fone...

haha!!

so he sort of realise wads happening lar...

haha...

nxt time shall be more convincing!

hee...

FINALLY!

we saw val n samuel...

after some hard work n lotsa msg lata...

haha..

he said in e space of 35 sec...

he know val to be a veri high person...

haha...

coz e sec she spotted me...
she run lyd a small child seeing his mother..
i noe...!!!!!!!!!!!! rite?

haha...

then samuel arh...

seems lyd a veri shy person lae...

coz he stood a small distance away n seems shy to look @ us lae...

hee..nvm ah khar! we ll spend time getting to know this guy...

who holds a place in val's heart

*swoons..
hahaha!!!

after tt...

we went chomp chomp lol...

coz he wanted to buy sth back for his brothers mah...

then went back hme le lol...

haha...

yup...
so there u r...
two daes squashed into one blog...

AMAZING.

Friday, July 07, 2006

I and You

#shut up abt my grammar#

___________________________________________________________________

I am bored.
I am hot{alrite..as in weather hot tts why i am hot k?}
I am perspiring.
I am tired.
I am sleepy.
I am sick of going to sch.
I am sick of project work.
I am afraid for econs.
I am listening to JJ's songs.
I am looking forward to Charmed tonite.
I am going to buy buy Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince soon.[sumone remind me]
I am running out of 'I am'.
I am..well...i'm blogging.

____________________________________________________________________________________

You are sitting in front of the com and online.

You are reading my blog.

You are wondering 'wad on earth?!' wif me.

You are thinking .

You are rolling your eyes.

You are clear by now i am bored to death.

You are an idiot if you dun get that.

You are..probably sick of this sick weather.

You are probably worrying for your results too.

You are running for medicine soon.

You are waiting for me to end this.

You are thinking I am going to run out of 'You are'.

You are not wrong.

____________________________________________________________________________________

We are slapping our foreheads at my lame-ness.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

I am so tired.

Wun somebody come take me home?

I am so tired.
Wun somebody come take me home?

I am so tired.

Wun somebody come take me home?

I am so tired.

Wun somebody come take me home?

I am so tired.
Wun somebody come take me home?

I am so tired.

Wun somebody come take me home?

Would u.

i am in school now.

blogging.

nth happening.

we discussing whether to find the interact club teacher.

vosh sae hi

ah khar sae hello.

thats it.

goodbye.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

i went out despite there being a maths exam on mon!!

hahas..

act i planned to go amk lib to study maths de..

then when i gt there...

i had no mood lor...

haiz...dats me.

basically spent a dae...

tormenting him...

hee!

oh yeah! i miss shi lin mee sua!

i ate it again 2dae...

@ J8...

then i started tinking...

i lyd tis mee sua so much...

will i get sick of it if i eat it everydae??

wow!wad a qn!!!

then after considering...

i believe...

*DRUMROLLS..

i wun for a long time...

maybe a year???

BUT!

mayb sick of my new figure.

BALLOONY FIGURE.

Hmm..

now...

i am juz waiting for time to run its course...

then maths will b over!

N i 'll b

Free.

Capital F.

*reference to Wilfred Owen

(hu is not my best chum @ e moment.)

'Dulce et Decorum Est'

the old Lie.

though wads e link..

i dun noe.Hee!