Till the fish learn to fly through a giant meatpie.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Big purple bruise wif a red mosquito bite

some bloody idiot of a bug bit me on e feet.
now i had a bad...damn swollen ugly bruise on my feet...
i tink it bit a vein or sth.
damn.
it is so itchy...
i hurried up n cut my fingernails...juz in case i scratched too much ...=/
haix...
damn dat bug....
most probably is dat dae when i went to e singapore bennienale tingie...
haix...
omg...
it looks like a big purple bruise wif a red mosquito bite in e middle la...

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE DAT BUG FOR MY DINNER.
YES.
I WOULD EAT IT RAW.

*consider eating raw i mean. =/

Saturday, October 28, 2006

shopping!!!

I NID TO GO SHOPPING.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY CLOTHES LEFT.
awww........

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Toilet roll and Stylo milo

"Honour roll? Toilet roll jiu you..yao bu yao?"

Dat..was sihui's reaction when i asked whether she in honour roll nt.
ahaha!
tt was a gd one sia!
hehex...
so i promised to blog abt it =)))

yea! stylo milo hair!!!!
Valerie and joanne went wif me to far east todae to get a haircut...
though joanne din cut lol...hehex...
we wander ard...trying to look for clear cut..bt then we culdnt fnd it.
in e end.....
after scouring several shops....
we decided on Loreal Paris.
haha....
when we asked abt e price...
e gal....fiona ho...
told us it was either $20 or $25...depending on who was e hairdresser.
we culdnt decide hu was gg to cut first....
n we were both trembling and pushing to each other....
while sista laugh carefree-ly away! -_-'''thx sis!
ahaha...
i decided to be brave n cut first.
fiona cut my hair after we spent a looooong loooong time looking thru e mag....
i decided to change my parting n make it disappear.
so....
E HAIRCUT BEGAN!!!
snip snip snip!!!
went e blades.
man~~~
i found out later tt val...lik me...was trembling n sweating...
ahaha!
finally e wash begun.
we proceeded to e back...
n guess wad?
val was sitting on e outside..
so i had to squeeze past her legs...hahax.
we washed happily n laughed when valerie asked e man not to touch her ears...as she had sensitive ears.
fiona seemed quite amused n asked her straight whether she was attached nt.
valerie stun n went 'har' for a moment b4 replying yes.
haha...
we had a gd laugh!
even sista hu was outside could hear us..even though she din noe wad we were laughing @...
*we filled her in later..
hehex....
my hair turned out quite nice..
valerie's hair looked lik hazel in e 'da nan ren xiao nan ren' show
*accordign to her n i agree..
it looks gd too!!!=))))
stylo sia!
it have a new shine now....kinda sleek...
hopes hers last!
coz...
mine din.
it was so gone when i decided to slp...
haix...
oh well...
@ least now e parting have nt yet come back!hahax.
hehex...sista! arent u tempted to cut hair too?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Og outing

yea!!!
i had a gd dae todae!!!!
ahaha!!!
coz it was my og outing todae....
after parting for so many mths...
we r back together again!!
hehex..
e turn-out was pretty gd lae...
ard... 10 bahx...
haha...
we were damn noisy sia!
lik e whole cafe cartel was ours!
hehe!
it was fun!
we tol @ e top of our voices...
bt i muz sae....
xiu outdone herself.
tian ar...
she screamed lik nth la!
everyone in e cafe was practically staring @ us la!
OMG!
haha...
bt it was stil fun...
we culdnt finish e 2 pizzas btween e 3 of us...
so conny told us to juz eat e ingredients can liao..
hehex...
N dats was wad we did la!!!
we left 3/4 slices of bread there...
=/ quite disgusting act...eew...
bt it was nice seeing og 1 again!

Xiu. Cheryl. Ngee Ann. Sebas. Alvin. Kaiying. Conny. Oliver. Kah Hui(hu onli join us for a while n din wave to us afterwards!! i haven forgotten! hehex...)

OG 1 Rulex!!!

U have no obligations to me.

bt it wuld be nice to hear from u.

i noe u r having fun outside.

yes..u may have reali forgotten to reply me.

bt then when u finally call me...

dun expect me to entertain u.

u beta dun assume i am having mood swings n chalk it up to some girly thing.

coz i am not having them now.

*stares @ u right in e eye.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

PW SUX

oh man~~~pw sux so much..i have a sick feelign my heart lol....i am sure all e jc ppl out there are feeling e same....sick of pw...n tinking of giving up..even though we r in e final stage...coz its juz so difficult n tedious to put everything together.....

sigh. try to keep up yr spirits ppl...we r reali in e final lap liao....dun giv up.....vent yr frustrations together wif yr team-mates...grouch n complain @ e top voices together..bt rmb...after u have done tt...it would be time for serious hard work...tok is tok..action is action ppl..

jiayou everyone...we can do it!!!!!!!!!
*after op....we shall have a min-celebration n eat stingrays!!!!!!
*yes..i haven have my stingray yet. =/

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Special Post for Fang. =)

Life is like a multifaceted prism, which gives different colored images, when viewed from different angles.
Look how it appears to different people:

a. Life is a struggle, face it.
b. Life is a brief intermission, between birth and death, enjoy it.
c. Life is a lesson, learn it.
d. Life is not a joke, take it seriously.
e. Life is work, work is life.
f. Life is a dream, to be realized.
g. Life is to be lived, enjoy it.
h. Life, without a wife, is no life.
i. Life is not a bed of roses.
j. Life is an ocean, fathom it.
k. Life is an opportunity, don't miss it.
l. Life without love is desolate.
m. Life is a goldmine, exploit it.
n. Life is what you make it.
o. Life lies in optimism. Be a positive thinker.
p. Life is like a game of snakes and ladders; one faces many pitfalls before one reaches the top.
q. Life will be a pleasure, if you love your work.
r. Life without goals, is groping in darkness.
s. Life without trust is a life in turmoil.
t. Life is a journey; make it as pleasant as possible.
u. Life doesn't mean bread alone.
v. Life is meaningful, only if there is a mission.
w. Life is enriched by good friendship.
x. Life doesn't mean years alone: "IT IS THE LIFE IN THOSE YEARS"
y. Life is useful, if you contribute something, that will outlive it.
z. Life lies in diversity, not in monotony.

Believe By Wish Belkin, © 2002
Believe in rewards that await you,
believe in the harvest in store.
Believe that the spring will awaken,
believe you'll be sowing once more.
Believe that there's a tomorrow,
where no one cares if you can't dance.
Believe in the future's promise,
each new day brings a new chance.
Believe you can make you goals happen,
they're just dreams with a deadline attached.
Believe that you have the power,
believe that you're more than a match.
Believe in a shared existence,
you're not alone this is true.
Believe that right now there is someone,
who believes in the wonder that's you.

DAILY SURVIVAL KIT
(Author Unknown)

Toothpick, Rubber band, Band aid, Pencil, Eraser, Chewing gum, Mint, Candy kiss, Tea bag
Why?
1. Toothpick -to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others
2. Rubber band -to remind you to be flexible: things might not always work out the way you want, but it will work out.
3. Band aid -to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours and someone else's
4. Pencil -to remind you to list your blessings everyday
5. Eraser -to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it's OK
6. Chewing gum -to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything
7. Mint -to remind you that you are worth a mint!
8. Candy kiss -to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug every day
9. Tea bag -to remind you to relax daily and go over your list of blessings

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

my first love letter(s)!!!!

HEHEX!!!! eat yr hearts out ppl!!!!=))))
valerie n my xiang gong gave me love letters!!!!each one one!!!!!=p=p=p=p=p=p
MUAHAHAHA!!!!!=))))))))]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

ok!first up!!!valerie's...erm....erps....love poem..-_-'''

man~~tis is embarrassing.

chen long, oh chen long,
hope you two de gan qing yue lai yue nong.
You n him will be forever,
separated, NEVER!
may this love blossom,
and you will never be lonesome!

faints...
cham ar...let everyone see this i die sia! hehex...
bt it is so sweet of valerie!!=))))))))thx!!!!
*big hugs and huge kisses!!!!=))))))))) hehehex!!!

next up! xiang gong!!!!=-)))))))
aiyo! y yr letter always gt staples one ar?!
hahahaz!!!nvm! i dun mind!!!=]]]]]]]]]
ah khar is so sweet!!!
she listed out times tt we had fun n enjoy together!!!
bt ah khar!
u missed e earthquake!!!!!!=ppppppp hehehex!!!=))))
aww......so touching!!!!!**squeezes tight and loud smackx!!!!=]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
esp e sunflower...=)))) tt was definitely memorable!!! it taught me a lesson...valerie as wel! hehe...coz now we noe where to get beautiful flowers....n how to take care of sunflowers!!!=)))
*refer back to prev entry if needed...hehehex..n make sure u have a damn gd tap!=)

so sweet of them....my love rival aka valerie and my xiang gong aka ah khar!!!=))))))
bt i lazy to write back lae...=///////
opps.*big smilez XD

My adventure with a beetle.

OMG!
i mux blog about the beetle!!!
ytd....
when i was @ qiao die's hse doin pw...
she suddenly screamed and jumped away.
My first thought was:
WAD?!?!?! COCKROACH?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?
turns out a beetle was resting on her CD plastic case.
OMG!
we both stared @ each other...wondering hu wuld go n catch e beetle.
Qiao die resorted to calling for her mum to rescue us....
bt she was on e mrt n stil half an hour away from hme.
we took in a broom and dsutpan...
n tried to sweep it up....
yea..failed...hahax..
i saw tt it had flew onto the ground...
n brave me!!!!
i went to cup e beetle into a small container!!!
however...i din reali see whether i had successfully managed to trap the e beetle..
n worse! e small container was not transparent..so we culdnt see whether e beetle was reali onside or not...
qiao die whack e floor...e wires...e table...everything....
nth flew out.
desperate now....
qiao die came up wif e creative idea of using a bigger glass bowl to cover the small container...
n then to throw in a highlighter to topple the smaller contained...

It didnt work.
we tried shaking the glass bowl....n then...
VOILA!!!!
e beetle flew out of its own accord!!!!
luckily...it was stil trapped in e e glass bowl!!!
HAA!!!!
SUCCESS!!!!
hehex...

so if u ever see a beetle in your room........
rmb wad to do.
prepare a TRANSPARENT container!!!!! =))))))

Monday, October 16, 2006

Promos results.

2dae is result giving back dae.....
i promise a surprise for valerie...
so here it's!!!! =)

See It Through
by Edgar Albert Guest

When you're up against a trouble,
Meet it squarely, face to face;
Lift your chin and set your shoulders,
Plant your feet and take a brace.
When it's vain to try to dodge it,
Do the best that you can do;
You may fail, but you may conquer,
See it through!

Black may be the clouds about you
And your future may seem grim,
But don't let your nerve desert you;
Keep yourself in fighting trim.
If the worst is bound to happen,
Spite of all that you can do,
Running from it will not save you,
See it through!

Even hope may seem but futile,
When with troubles you're beset,
But remember you are facing
Just what other men have met.
You may fail, but fall still fighting;
Don't give up, whate'er you do;
Eyes front, head high to the finish.
See it through!

eh!!! spent time looking for an inspirational poem okay! hehex...
u ll be surprised at how many crap there's on e net! *rolls eyes...hahax...

my own results are okay la.....
considering i nvr study de......i feel quite hapi liao la...though lit culd reali have been alot beta....sigh...hahax....
congrats to ah khar joanne n jeannette....hu passed wif flying colors....=)we have been promoted!!!=)
VALERIE!!!!!!I HAVE CALCULATED YR MARKS FOR U N TRIED E SOFT N HARD TACTIC IN E TOILET(hee!!)....SIGH...HOW CAN I MAKE U UNDERSTAND U LL PROMOTE????????????????
haha....hmm......lets all jiayou for nxt year too....n ...
STAY CLASSMATES! =)

Promos results.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

bad luck n its medicine

todae is a bad dae....
man~~~`
how culd i forget abt taking out e thumbdrive after i finish?????
sigh....
luckily it onli contain e pw stuff..where e WR is stored in qiao die com....then re-edit can le....
sigh....
bt i stil felt bad.
sori serene... =(((
sigh....

sth to cheer me up though! =)
tml gt Eureka's gathering!!!!!!!
hehehehehehex!!!
ooh.....after such a long time...we r finally cuming together again!!!
hehehe!!!!!=))))
cheers!!!!
n horx...nxt time we beta help mau more horz!
man~~~she was depressed for a few daes bcoz of e bbq la!!!!=((((
xin ku ni le.....=((((

i hope tml bbq ll b a success!!!!!=))))

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Greedy Pig

Breakfast: Susauge Mc Mufffin meal.
Lunch: half of LJS combo 3(shared with joanne) n old chang kee carrot cake.
Dinner: 3 nugguts n an egg.

if i fail nxt year's height n weight test n pre napfa...

U NOE WHY.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

awakened illusion

wah sian~~~~
lata 12 pm gt pw liao.....
sigh.....=(((
yupps...
its after promos liao...n pw is starting again.....
alamak.....
y cant e illusion have lasted longer????

Monday, October 09, 2006

The world now.

aiyo!
wads happened to N.Korea now????
setting off atomic weapon underground????
sigh...as if e air pollution from indonesia nt enuf......now stil gt tis test from N.Korea.
Damn Kim Jong II.
sigh.
wads e world coming to????
=/
yea..
i'm in a crappy n grumpy mood.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

-_-'''''''

I feel bored...bt yei yei wan go online. =/
My stomach is tying itself in knots...oh man~~
I feel bored. yea.

-_-'''''''

I feel bored...bt yei yei wan go online. =/
My stomach is tying itself in knots...oh man~~
I feel bored. yea.

Friday, October 06, 2006

The bad n gd news.

The bad news:
>>>>
oh....
i juz realised that my grp is supposed to go meet mao for WR todae....
then end up onli johnny went.....
coz serene n qiao die have LEP...
then i change number n no one can contact me....
opps!
=

The good news:
>>>>
hehehe..... =)))))
todae is mid-autumn festival......
it's oso e eastern valentine's daes! =))))))
yup......oh yeah....
ppl! watch out for the moon tonite worx!!! =>
bcoz e moon ll b e brightest n roundest since e last 9 years!!! :)

Wishing everyone
a succeessful PW and gd grades.....
N a happy eastern Valentine's Day!!

(((++)))
v

Thursday, October 05, 2006

post promos shopping!!!!

wow....
my legs are damn tired man!!!!
haha.....
ytd n todae hav been a bz dae.........
todae i went shopping wif val ah khar n jeannette!!!!!
whee!!!!
haha
walk til we leg veri suan...
then cannt take it so went swensens eat earthquake.....aha!
shit man~~~
how many rounds do i havta run ar?!?!?!?!?!
omg...haha.....
lata la....
rest first...
legs suan lae!
aiyo!
so useless!!! =/

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

todae....is a dae of all sorts.....
haha.
bt e surprise element is definitely there.
quite tired lae!!!!!!
tml how to go bugis????
ha!
CAN DE!

=))) new no.

ppl!!!
i change my no le
pls cum get it from me
i lost all of yr contacts...
so i cant msg some of u le...
paiseh

first dae of freedom =)))))))

well just fancy!
promos are over n tis is my first real dae of freedom.
one wk starting from now.
hehehe!!!!
look yr fill now.
sniff.
i tink wun b ard much longer.
coz after e one wk.....
sniff........
results wuld be chasing after me le....
snifff..........
hehehehe........
gg out soon!!!!!
to enjoy...n to surprise! =)))))

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

lazy.

i told ah khar juz now
tt she muz go online n blog a long long entry.....
she smiled n said tt she 'lazy to blog lae'...
haha.....

Now i agree.
ha!!! =))))))
n no one is online!!!!
~~~~
for a long long time....
i have been counting down.
now...
there's no nid!!!
FINALLY.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

My Confessions

Sniff.
i have been playing ytd.
Man.
Damn guilty tis morn when i woke up.
Ok.
I shall start intensive studying soon.
*however last min it is =/
Jiayou ppl.
2 more daes to freedom
*not counting todae...that's....
SIGH.